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1. Breaking up doesn't mean you should stop having sex with each other, basically it's the heart that broke up not the innocent pussy and innocent dick that breakup* πŸ‘©‍❤️‍πŸ‘¨πŸ₯°πŸ‘©‍❤️‍πŸ‘¨πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸšΆπŸ»‍♂️

2. Do you know that some girls raise their handsπŸ‘during praise and worship in church just to show men they have no ring on their fingers?*πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️

*Abi make I call name's hereπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”*

3. I am standing close to one door in one hotel now and I am hearing BABY END ME I AM YOUR SARS. Which one be that one again?*


 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀

4. I may not know how to cook😏😏😏 but if I warm soup for you eeeh you wee lick your finger*πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

5. One guy right now is promising someone's innocent daughter a big wedding while he's still owing Airtel N100. Bros why?πŸ’”πŸ€¦‍♂️πŸ˜‚*

6. Pls pray for meπŸ™, this is the 3rd wedding I have attended, rice no reach me!*

😭😭

7. Suffering today does not mean you have a bright future ahead .

Life is not a Nigerian movie

8. *Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gives you last slap on target*

😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍⚕

9. *Nigeria Girls*

*English in class = 35%*

*English during sex = 101%*

10. *Some Girls go dey do head like Agama lizard dey record videos for different boys car to post on snapchat πŸ˜‚*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. *79 Missed calls Just Because i Promised u Pizza πŸ• πŸ• πŸ• ??? Veronica are u sure  people can't Joke with u??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭*

12. *When your babe starts replying you with "Whatever" or "Na you sabi" just know your relationship data is remaining 2mb.*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. Do you know that ladies who bleach their skins have got the right of saying....." I will show you my true colours ".πŸƒπŸ»‍♂️😜😜

Body spray is meant for SLIM BABE'S while FAT BABE'S should use fire EXTINGUISHER πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. *I don't believe in SCIENCE and GEOGRAPHY anymore. If truly the earth rotates; why am I still in Nigeria? At least it would've rotated me to Europe or America.*


If you are tired of this country, you will understand my frustration. 

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍⚕️

15. Apart from *"don't spoil my bra, I will remove it myself. "* Which other motivational speech do you know?

16. Sister keep clubing and smoking with him, one day he will use you as a testimony on his wedding day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17. *Am dating  two fat girlfriendsπŸ’„* 


 *Now my heart is telling. Me memory full* 😭

18. Marrying a guy that bleach is frustrating, you will be pregnant and be expecting a cute baby like Ronaldo then boom, here comes Oshimole πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19. It's always men before women. Example Adam and Eve,  Mr.  and Mrs until it gets to witches and wizard. Why this injustice 

🀣🀣🀣

20. A wise woman does not wear pant while cooking in case her husband wants to eat  before eating πŸ˜˜πŸ˜†


I cum in peaceπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ  πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

21. Once you marry the wrong wife the devil stops following you because he knows he's done with youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚*

22. U can check ur man's phone but u can't check ur younger ones homework πŸ™„aunty what is d colour  of ur problemπŸ€”πŸ˜

23. If Nigeria finally divides as you all want, who will now pay the 303 billion Naira we owe China? 

I have been thinking about this my people. 

Let's hear from you.πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

24. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will. E get whyπŸ˜‰

25. Pls Advice me..

My neighbor bought a new car

      But I don't like the color.....

                    πŸ˜•

26. *Wife* : Honey, your friend is getting married to that ugly and rude girl.


*Husband* : So???


*Wife* : He is your best friend, why don’t you stop him?


*Husband* : He never stopped me when I was in the same situation.

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

27. BBNaija recorded over 900 million Votes.


900 × 30 = 27 billion Naira.


Winner (Laycon) gets: 30million + Car + House = 85 million naira.


27billion - 85million = BBN profit!


I get some feelings say some people dey somewhere dey use our lives play ludoπŸ˜§πŸ˜§πŸ™†‍♂️πŸ™†‍♂️

28. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.🀣🀣

29. Secondary school teacher : You will learn this in the university

University lecturer: You have been taught in Secondary school. πŸ™„

30. *I Toasted her three days ago from the protest , yesterday her cream finish, Today her phone spoilt and tommorow is her birthday... What do I do now.*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

31. *Close to 8 billion people in this world.......* 

 *But you still choose the one wey dey ignore you....* πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


      *Your village people have connect to u wirelessly.....* 🀧

32. *Scientist Have Proven That Our Body Needs More Exercise Than Rest.* 

            *What Am I Trying To Say Here??* 

 *sometimes, Allow A DogπŸ• To Chase U.* *So that u canπŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️πŸƒ‍♂️*

33. *Someone's boyfriend is using mosquito net as his bathing spongeπŸ˜”*

34. *I pity guys dat usually argue with girls 😿 how can u argue with someone that water don't touch her head 4rm January to December* πŸ’

35. A guy said that he wishes he were a goat, no school, no work, no broken heart either, just meerh meerh anytime he feels like doing it.πŸ€—πŸ˜„

36. *When the relationship is still new*

*Her: baby I saw you inside keke*

*Him: wow I saw you more baby*πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

37. I want to post a joke but I have forgotten. Please start laughing🀣🀣🀣 I will post the joke later.


Thank you.πŸ’”

38. Who noticed,due to the high cost of food ,pregnant women 🀰🀰No longer vomit😏

Who won vomit rice way be #45k per bagπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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